Box Sets...

I've started to realize that I have a relationship with every TV show who's DVD box set I get my hands on. It starts off fun and happy. I'm like one of those traveling preachers (do those exist?) telling the world about the perfectness that is The Office. Everyone is already watching it and they I'm totally lame for just starting, but whatever, I'm still cool enough for Jesus.

Now, when I'm watching the box sets, I don't ration myself like any normal human being. " Let's watch 2 episodes a day so that I have time to go on with my life!" Fuck that, I watch the whole box set in one day, or as long as it takes, hm... I feel really pathetic as I type this. Oh well (I feel like I say 'oh well' a lot.. what does that say about me?)

but then it ends. You fall in love with these little fuckers and BLIP (seriously, it makes a BLIP sound) it ends. IT'S GONE. You wake up in the morning with an empty feeling, as if your missing something that you loved oh so much. Oh, and if the show has already ended.. there is nothing more depressing than watching the final episode. It's like the moment where it says, "Hey... I gotta get going" and you burst into tears as you desperately try to hook yourself on to its legs before it can make it out the front door, but it kicks you away and you sob as you hear the car engine turn on. Well, that's what happens with my hookers.

Anyways, I thought I should share that relationship.

Damn you Will & Grace.